Sunday, April 28, 2013

Week 17 of 52: CSI, Narcotics and Lifting Fingerprints

One, or more new things per week for the 2013 year...
Week  17 of 52 (April 22nd, 2013 to April 28th, 2013): CSI, Narcotics and Lifting Fingerprints

For this week I learned a lot of cool new stuff from the Washington County Sheriff’s Office! We have a REAL CSI Investigator come and speak, we had the Narcotics team come into speak and I got to learn how the pros lift fingerprints!

                I personally was able to lift a few finger prints from a paper plate that I was handling. It is amazing, how much evidence you can leave behind… just about anywhere.




Sunday, April 21, 2013

Week 16 of 52: Corrections Deputy Job Shadow


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Week  16 of 52 (April 15th, 2013 to April 21st, 2013): WCSO Corrections Deputy Job Shadow

                A midget clairvoyant has escaped from the county jail. - APB reads: small medium at large.

This week I had the opportunity of working alongside Deputy Muschek, who is a Corrections Deputy for the Washington County Jail. I worked the 9:30 pm to 7:30 am shift. Upon entering the jail I felt like I was going through the airport… I had to leave everything behind, go through a metal detector and get a kick pat down. Following this I passed the first security door where I received a badge and a security pager. The security pager is pretty simple, press the red button if things go south and backup will arrive.

Now that I had my pager and badge I was ready to go to the second security door, and then wait for that door to electronically close behind me for the third security door to open and gain access to the jail. After walking only a few feet I noticed that there were dozens of inmates walking around within the jail; no bars, and no restraints. Honestly, this made me confused until I found out that all these inmates were the “privileged” ones. These privileged ones are allowed to walk around freely, but all of them have tasks; cleaning the floor, preparing meals, washing clothes, etc.

After meeting most of the staff and other deputies and given an extensive tour of all the jail I soon realized that most of this deputy’s job was to walk around and insure that every inmate was accounted for and that all of them were doing what they were supposed to be doing. This part of the job was actually pretty fun, and filled with lots of exercise! I walked over 4 miles, going up and down stars, moving through the corridors and checking in on the cells. I found that all the privileged inmates were extremely respectful and referred to both the corrections deputy and I as gentlemen, they said good morning and how are you? With very polite thank you’s and excuse me’s.

I was shocked. This is not what the news or movies portrays! Again, this is why I do these new things, because I want to know for myself how these things work first hand and to experience them first hand!




Now, is this how the entire jail is? Absolutely not, but those that cause problems are all locked up by themselves and usually have mental problems. Actually my favorite part was intake, where all the freshly arrested drunks, gang-bangers, prostitutes and illegal aliens come in to be booked. Honestly, the drunks are my favorite, they are a riot! Even the deputies loved to joke around with them. Probably because 50% or more of them have been arrested before, most within hours, days or weeks of their previous arrest.


While I was there one lady who didn't speak any English, was in need of a translator… well guess who had to translate? ME! I got to play translator for the night. This actually got the attention of a few deputies who told me that with my skill set I could probably be hired within the month, if I really wanted a job in corrections. At a starting pay of $41,000 it was kind of tempting. Apparently they are so short staffed that deputies are getting 10-30 hours of over time a week.


A few other interesting things; all meals, laundry and cleaning are done by inmates. Food for deputies is free, and I got a chance to eat lunch that was prepared by inmates. Sounds kind of fishy, right? Eh. It was ok. I wouldn't want jail food all the time, but the food wasn't as bad as the movies portray. After 10 hours, I was ready to go home! Mainly because I had now been up for about 35 hours straight… I was exhausted!

As I walked through the main corridor of the Washington County Jail I could start to see the sun, faintly rising through the double security doors… and that is when I realized I was in the House of the Rising Sun. As the second security door closed behind me I was now free, I had stepped through a door that so many on the inside could only wish for. I stepped outside and took a deep breath of Freedom!

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Week 15 of 52: Getting Tasered

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Week  15 of 52 (April 8th, 2013 to April 14th, 2013): Getting Tasered

Taser Fact: 
50,000 Volts with a powerful 18-26 Watt pulse disrupts the central nervous system and directly controls the skeletal muscles, which causes an uncontrollable contraction of the muscle tissue.

                Well this week was a little different; it seems that only someone like me would put on their bucket list to be Tased. But yeah, I got Tased this week. It was something that I had wanted to do for a long time now, not for “fun” but to know what it was like. I wouldn’t have ever gone out looking for it, but as part of the Citizen’s Academy that I am currently enrolled in, I was given the opportunity to have this done under the supervision of trained Washington County Sheriff’s who do this for their Deputy training on a regular basis.



                Honestly Tasers are NOT deadly. I would have to testify that it is the best non-lethal way to put someone down without seriously hurting them. Yes, it does hurt… but not as bad as you would think and immediately after the current has stopped (which is one a pre-programmed 5 second cycle) you feel completely fine. Perhaps a little dazed, but you could easily be back on your feet running around within a few seconds.

                If you are wondering what it feels like… well… it feels like electricity running through your body, and having all your muscles tense up and your ability to move is basically completely taken from you. It is a weird feeling for sure.

                Here is the video of me being Tased… enjoy.




Sunday, April 7, 2013

Week 14 of 52: First Unofficial 10k

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Week  14 of 52 (April 1st, 2013 to April 7th, 2013): First Unofficial 10k

                This week I decided to keep up my running from last week. I have been trying to get into running, but having never been a runner in my life it has been difficult to adjust. My body aches as I push myself further and further. To my surprise I was able to run 6.72 miles which is the furthest I have ever ran.

                This puts me at my first “unofficial” 10K (10 kilometers or 6.2 Miles) which I completed in about 1 hour 30 minutes, which put me at about a 13 minute average. Not that great, I know. But for just beginning I think it is great! I plan on continuing to better this.

                Here’s to a healthier, more productive future!